$4.5 Billion Tech Funding Rounds Are A Thing Now
Someone better roll Travis Kalanick's tongue back into his mouth.
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Like parents, Wall Street just don't understand.
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If Carly thinks the HP/Compaq merger was a major success, she must have loved the Bay of Pigs.
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If startups aren't buying ping pong tables anymore, it's time to burn it all down.
View ArticleRecaptured Yahoo HR Chief Sees Marissa Mayer In His Dreams
Tim Armstrong is laughing his ass off right now.
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Angelo Mozilo is having schadenfreude for breakfast.
View ArticleRetro Bro Elon Musk Is Going To Raise Money From The Stock Market
Is this like a normcore thing?
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These are not the numbers Marissa was expecting to see.
View ArticleNY Times: Tech Startups Not Yet Submitting To Rectal Exams For Venture Funding
A little update from Silicon Valley.
View ArticleYahoo Spent A Half A Million Dollars To Ensure Marissa Mayer Was Safe To Keep...
Can a company write-off "Costs associated with Stockholm Syndrome?"
View ArticleAT&T Now Part Of The Under-Bidding Process For What’s Left Of Yahoo: Bloomberg
"Seriously bro?" asks a weary Verizon.
View ArticleUber And Goldman Now Leasing Cars To Broke People Because Good Ideas Are Boring
Goldman Sachs + Uber + subprime auto leasing = What could go wrong?
View ArticleTwitter HQ Is Like Hogwarts But Without Magic Or Joy
"Jack Dorsey and The Prisoner of Silicon Valley"
View ArticleUber Pulls Down $3.5B In Saudi Investment Because Some Things Are Inevitable
Wow!...Well, wow-ish.
View ArticleMegan Fox’s Womb Carrying The Next Titan Of Tech, Says Megan Fox
The actress has a sixth sense for these things.
View ArticleDepressed Twitter Got Super Drunk And Thought About Going Home With Yahoo: NY...
What we talk about when we talk about desperate tech companies.
View ArticleMarissa Mayer Looking To Make A Quick Billion On Yahoo’s Patents
She's practicing her sales skills.
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