Jeff Bezos Quietly Unveils His Air Force Making All Resistance Subtly Futile
Controller of commerce and information will soon also rule the skies.
View ArticleTech Embracing Hillary Clinton Because It Has To Put Its Arms Around Someone
Like a desperate horndog at last call, techies are going home with the person it doesn't like less.
View ArticleGoogle And Chipotle Will Now Endeavor To Answer The Prayers Of Stoned Young...
Somebody hand Bill Ackman a fat blunt and a can of Tecate.
View ArticleCo-Founder Of Facebook Puts His Money Where Silicon Valley’s Anti-Trump Mouth Is
Nope, not him, a different one.
View ArticleReport: Donald Trump Would Put Peter Thiel On The Supreme Court… Wait, What?
Mostly because Trump "deeply loves" him.
View ArticleHey Look, It’s Tim Armstrong’s Turn To F@^* Up Yahoo!
Marissa Mayer finally finds herself on the right side of schadenfreude.
View ArticleMarissa Mayer Forced To Admit That She Let Your Mom’s Email Account Get Hacked
Just when you thought Marissa couldn't f@ck up any worse.
View ArticleFacebook Finally Admits That No One Really Watches Video On Facebook
Happy Friday, Facebook PR team!
View ArticleVerizon Executives Pretty Pissed That Yahoo Failed To Disclose It Is Not So...
Really, Verizon, you're shocked Yahoo might not be in great shape? Really?
View ArticleReport: Disney Considering Adding Jack Dorsey To Its Collection Of Adorable...
Is Bob Iger looking to take one of Jack's jobs off his hands?
View ArticleYahoo Hack Blows Back On Marissa Mayer In Most Marissa Mayer Way Imaginable
Oh, Marissa, you've outdone yourself.
View ArticlePaul Singer Wants To Blow Up Samsung Like So Many Samsung Smartphones
Samsung is huge and messy, so of course the head of Elliott Management cant resist its charms.
View ArticleSnapchat IPO Will Let You Put Cute Filters On Your Money And Then Watch It...
Oh, we've missed these.
View ArticleJack Dorsey Is Pricing Out The Dopest Deck Chairs For His Twitter Titanic
When Jack shouts "We can do it!" Reality shouts "No you can't!"
View ArticlePaul Singer Loves Company Whose Product Is Exploding In People’s Pants
Somehow, this makes so much sense.
View ArticleYou’ll Definitely Guess Who Snapchat Hired To Head Up Its IPO!
Nature has its laws, people.
View ArticleVerizon Ready To Admit That It Got Totally Catfished By Yahoo
This was not what Verizon fell in love with over the phone.
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